i wish i could have a bath. unlock the door, you jerk.

I feel uninventive today. After this I'm going to watch another movie.

You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
the restauraunt, of course. it's frickin jesus.

Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
umm.... texas?

You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try?
masturbating.

What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
clingy or easily offended or unfunny.

What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
probably something with zombies.

You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
everything. or nothing. i don't know, canada doesn't practice capital punishment.

What's something that most people do that you've never done?
sex.

Before you die where do you want to go to...?
italy. and greece. and jamaica. and hawaii again.

Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
know how to rebuild a car engine.

A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
malaspina bunny. or a racoon.

A drug you'll never try?
coke, heroine, meth. others along those lines.

If you were an animal what would you be?
a black panther, duh.

Worst way to die?
bleeding to death after being shot in the rectum.

Best way to die?
while having an erotic dream.

Grossest injury you've ever seen?
my friend cut his hand open once... that was pretty gross.

the worst injury you've ever had?
i haven't seriously injured myself, but i've had a mild case of scoliosis or something that made my back freeze up when i tried to run. orthotics cured that. oh, and i had my jaw stretched before my braces were put on. that was painful too.

What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
honolulu.

What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
sweet? sweet as in "cool"? movies, i guess.

What's your material obsession?
fake food. it's almost a fetish, but not sexual.

Favorite kind of dog?
maybe a min-pin. or a doberman.

Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
probably sleeping off the burnout.

Worst job you've ever had?
i've only had 2. but save-on was worse, i think.

What's something your friends make fun of you for?
being brown.

What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
i make fun of people. that's about as mean as i get.

Ever fallen out of love?
to do that, i'd have to fall IN love.

Have you ever dated someone you met online?
no. i don't date.

Have you ever dated/fooled around with a coworker?
no.

Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more?
yeah.

Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
yeah. then my mum would ask if i had a crush on any girls. i can't even picture preston's reaction...

Do you walk around the house naked?
no. i'm not usually home alone.

Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
yes. but not capitalization.

Are you afraid of commitment?
probably.

Are you a jealous person?
not unless i have a very good reason for jealousy.

If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest in you, what would you do/say?
i'd run away.

What would you rather be doing right now?
eating.

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex
same.

Can others make you cry easily?
not easily, no.

Who was the last person to piss you off?
jill. bitch didn't give me a pillow. (joking)

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
at least 4. but if it's over 4, then i need about 8 or more.

Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
no, not really.

What personality trait is a must-have in the opposite sex?
sense of humour.

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
yeah, unless they were racist tattoos or something equally offensive to me.

Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
no. stop asking me that.

When was the last time someone hit on you?
umm....never? i dunno.